[Wanna win a million]

I do. How do I #get it? Please advise quickly and #painlessly.

Tagged: Business, Graphics, Image Management, lottery, Mac OS X, million, Online shopping, Shareware, Utilities, Windows http://bit.ly/cOVsBs

[Lady Gaga has a manhood]

Did she stick it in your #womanhood? Is that how you know?
There are pictures here: http://ping.fm/rFaRz
http://bit.ly/99UYCw

[Wang up!]

Oh yeah. Wang is up! FYI, I’m continually pounding away at it to keep it up.
Tagged: masturbation, Wang http://bit.ly/5Ic8Ad

[Your favorite ardor hoister!]

What the fuck is an ardor hoister you dumb shit?
Tagged: ardor, hoister, idiotic, insulting http://bit.ly/6TctUN

[Trust this guy]

I don’t have much of a #choice, he’s the one holding the #gun.
Tagged: choice, gun, trust http://bit.ly/4X6b2j

[I arrived only a week, very much want to see you!]

So straight off the boat eh? You’re needing a #greencard aren’t you. Remember the deal a #blowjob a day and we’re good.
Tagged: blowjob, green card, mail order bride http://bit.ly/6FOdXg

[You want me? Come to me.]

Come to you? Fuck you #bitch. I want you. You come to me and I come on you. Take that!
Tagged: bitch, cumshot, facial, fuck http://bit.ly/6uxweI

[You've said that is not married!]

Just look at it! Do you think it looks not #married? The #lipstick ring around the tip didn’t tip you off.
Tagged: cheating, dick, lipstick, married, tip http://bit.ly/4EVfXP

[Become Vampire's assistant]

What, now I have to #suck the #blood for you?
Tagged: blood, suck, vampire's assistant http://bit.ly/6xqx0W

[Finally I found you on the computer, my good!]

The pictures were great. You were #nude and fucking a #dog. I’m #happy that now I have something to #blackmail you with.
Tagged: blackmail, dog, fucking, happy, nude, pictures http://bit.ly/4LfeQm