[OMG, it works]

I’d still throw that vibrator away; after all you found it in a dumpster
with blood on it.
Tagged: blood, dumpster, vibrator, works http://bit.ly/5kiIDx

[Abuse on you]

What? Were you raised by wolves?
Tagged: abuse, wolves http://bit.ly/7irGpH

[Sushi today?]

Is that what you call it when you don’t wash your pussy?
Tagged: dirty, hungry, pussy, sushi, wash http://bit.ly/7xSw2Y

[Random protest]

Random riot squad. Random fire hose. Random quelling of the people.
Tagged: death, fire hose, quelling, random, riot squad http://bit.ly/8e443r

[Fill this query]

Only if you fill this form.
Tagged: fill, form, query http://bit.ly/7GAYut

[Homeless party founded]

Just in time for the election. Now I know who I’m going to vote for. I
suppose their platform is based on warm subway grills, and socks without
holes…
Tagged: election, homeless, party, socks, subway http://bit.ly/7DeqWV

[Playlist done]

Great go stand in traffic and listen to it.
Tagged: completed, playlist, traffic http://bit.ly/7NaPJL

[Who of us is wrong?]

You are, I really think a threesome with your sister would be good for our
relationship.
Tagged: relationship, sexuality, sister, threesome, wild, wrong, you http://bit.ly/4H9GCz

[thirsty?]

You guys up for a beer Friday?
Tagged: beer, friday, friday I'm in love, thirst http://bit.ly/8UYNvF

[At the strangeness of it all]

That title gives me the willies as it in and of itself is jus plain strange…
Tagged: bizarre, messed up, odd, strange brew http://bit.ly/6bs8oz

[Please erase me]

This is a trick right?
Tagged: erase, please, trick http://bit.ly/7T7PKq

[Empower your pollinato]

You now have my permission to pollinate everything that moves in my house. Consider yourself empowered.
Tagged: empowered, pollinate http://bit.ly/6BrruI

[Remember year ago thing?]

When I stuck my finger in your ass?
Tagged: anal, ass, finger, finger fuck, jammed, remember http://bit.ly/7WE9Ku

[Yellow pages' secrets]

Even the Yellow pages has secrets? Are they on different color pages?
Tagged: color, secrets, yellow pages http://bit.ly/6DdXUr