[Lady Gaga has a manhood]

Did she stick it in your #womanhood? Is that how you know?
There are pictures here: http://ping.fm/rFaRz
http://bit.ly/99UYCw

[Wang up!]

Oh yeah. Wang is up! FYI, I’m continually pounding away at it to keep it up.
Tagged: masturbation, Wang http://bit.ly/5Ic8Ad

[Your favorite ardor hoister!]

What the fuck is an ardor hoister you dumb shit?
Tagged: ardor, hoister, idiotic, insulting http://bit.ly/6TctUN

[Trust this guy]

I don’t have much of a #choice, he’s the one holding the #gun.
Tagged: choice, gun, trust http://bit.ly/4X6b2j

[I arrived only a week, very much want to see you!]

So straight off the boat eh? You’re needing a #greencard aren’t you. Remember the deal a #blowjob a day and we’re good.
Tagged: blowjob, green card, mail order bride http://bit.ly/6FOdXg

[You want me? Come to me.]

Come to you? Fuck you #bitch. I want you. You come to me and I come on you. Take that!
Tagged: bitch, cumshot, facial, fuck http://bit.ly/6uxweI

[You've said that is not married!]

Just look at it! Do you think it looks not #married? The #lipstick ring around the tip didn’t tip you off.
Tagged: cheating, dick, lipstick, married, tip http://bit.ly/4EVfXP

[Become Vampire's assistant]

What, now I have to #suck the #blood for you?
Tagged: blood, suck, vampire's assistant http://bit.ly/6xqx0W

[Finally I found you on the computer, my good!]

The pictures were great. You were #nude and fucking a #dog. I’m #happy that now I have something to #blackmail you with.
Tagged: blackmail, dog, fucking, happy, nude, pictures http://bit.ly/4LfeQm

[Hit-Booster will start sending hits to your website instantly at $0 cost to you!]

Great, how about sending #money at #zero #cost to me?
Tagged: booster, cost, instantly, money, sending, zero http://bit.ly/5uIF2p

[Exact copies of branded timepieces]

If it’s an #exact #copy, was it made in the same #factory by the same #company?
Tagged: company, copy, exact, factory, timepieces http://bit.ly/7YPyB1

[but I had never been allowed to touch it]

Is this the next #title for a #Madonna #song?
Tagged: it, madonna, song, title, touch http://bit.ly/7zDMaH

[Our drugstore can become your personal doctor.]

This is like having an #online #dealer.
Tagged: dealer, doctor, online, personal http://bit.ly/583xXE

[Call us for a Masters degree]

It comes in a box of #cracker #jacks.
Tagged: cracker jacks, masters degree http://bit.ly/6F04nP

[Limited stock till the end of November! No question or request of yours will go under the radar!]

If no#request will “go under the #radar” I can make my #order #anytime then, can’t I?
Tagged: anytime, limited stock, november, order, question, radar, request http://bit.ly/8eOnes

[Super Staying Power]

I had an #ex-#girlfriend like that; she just wouldn’t #leave.
Tagged: ex, girlfriend, leave, power, staying, super http://bit.ly/8JzPzo

[No-side-effect super-booster!]

Aw and I always thought the side effects added excitement. It’s always a challenge to get diarrhea with your 8 hour errection.
http://bit.ly/6FEgS1

[and hate me]

Oh buddy, you have no #fucking #idea how much I do right now.
Tagged: fucking, hate, idea http://bit.ly/4ERM7Z

[The bigger the tool in your pants is, the bigger man you feel]

Maybe I wasn’t clear, I don’t want to #feel another #man, let alone a #bigger one.
Tagged: bigger, feel, man http://bit.ly/7TGGNL

[The great lifestyle sale]

For just $10 you can get the #skanky #whore #lifestyle.
Tagged: lifestyle, skanky, whore http://bit.ly/4ntEXK

[He heaved holding you in his grip]

#Wow, you’re that #ugly
Tagged: grip, heaved, ugly http://bit.ly/86DQjr

[Sharpen your love-blade]

Is this really a #good #idea?
Tagged: blade, good, idea, love http://bit.ly/5mPzW9